by PBAnnie
When I’d finished reading it, and stopped laughing, I thought, “I’m only envious because I wish I could write poetry but I have to be honest so I’ll give it 5.”
I love the combination of the sing-songy nursery rhyme-style rhythm (iambic tetrameter if I'm really going to be a pedantic bore about it!) and the adult theme and cautionary theme of the poem. So delightful - I loved it.