by White_Walls
...so I hope those people didn't click on this blasphemous smut, because the title is pretty obvious. If you're on of those people and you got this far, I can only assume being offended is a fetish of yours. I published this whole story at once, as I do with everything here, so each chapter will come in succession. Hope you enjoy!
Leaving this as advice for other readers: You may think that this a diatribe about religion, or a case of a literal deus ex machina to drive a bit of braindead smut - but you'd be wrong. Read on, and you'll find a beautiful, witty romantic tale; even if the smut is a bit over the top at times - I guarantee you'll be in for a good read.
most depraved, sacriligiously disgusting, horror I have ever read.
I loved it! My sides hurt from laughing.
Now, let's see if you can keep it up for another chapter.
GeoD