All Comments on 'Two limericks'

1. boring -- should be Tom's dick or Saul

2 .very boring

3. chauvinistic and violent to us ladies

4. wtf

I do not usually respond to this type of comment, but since it appears you have tried to spread your offensive remarks on my poem to comments of other writers' poems, I will this time. Here is my response:

A poem can sometimes provoke

Thoughts often left better unspoke

But on occasion a clown

With a sneer and a frown

Reveals he's really a dope

Your retort to the critical commenter was superb! Bumped the rest of the work way over five stars.

Reminded me of the scene in Cyrano de Bergerac where Cryano tells his opponent that he will fight a duel (sword fight) with him while composing a poem, and then when he has completed his poem, he will "thrust home" and finish the duel; and does exactly that.

1* for the embarrassingly immature response in comments. Your readers are entitled to their opinions - even if they aren't the same as yours. Get help.