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Click hereHey there loser, I assume that is your name,
I would call you little dick but to me they mean the same.
I'm not sorry for being mean not even slightly apologetic,
Because watching you wank for me right now is so fucking pathetic.
What the fuck do you call that thing no bigger than a peg,
I can tell you what's its not and its certainly no 3rd leg!
Iv worn heels bigger than your dick even when it's erect,
I want to stamp on you with my heels, squash you like an insect.
Worthless fucking dick, your mum should have swallowed,
Saved us all from this embarrassing excuse of a man that followed.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom shop,
You should have remained as a stain in your dad's wanking sock.
Your dick looks like a clit, and your face looks like an ass,
I wanna punch you in the dick and see how long you'd last.
Looking at you makes me want to staple my cunt shut tight,
You look like shit on a stick and taste like it too, am I right?
You're so ugly if you stuck your head out of the car window youd get arrested for mooning,
You look like the kinda guy who'd buy condoms for a family reunion.
You have more dick in your personality than you do your trousers,
I could sit here and go on, insult you for hours.
But to be honest looking at you is making me sick,
So are you Ready to fail like your dad's condom did?
Il give you 3 seconds to make thay clit dick cum,
Il count you down, ready loser, 3,2,1
This is my lowest rating poem! Why does everyone hate it? I thought it was hillarious :p please give me your feedback!