Subway Conversations #18

SUBWAY CONVERSATIONS #18

(CONVERSATIONS OVERHEARD 
ON NEW YORK SUBWAYS)

You know, I don’t like to wear underpants in the warm weather.
Really, doesn’t it make your pants stink?
How so?
I mean don’t your balls and ass sweat?
Not that I know of, if anything the cool air is therapeutic.
Ok, to each his own?
To itch alone?
I said, to each his own
Oh, I’m a little deaf.
I guess so.
Anyway, I got arrested last summer.
How’d that happen?
Well, I wasn’t wearing underpants and somehow I’d forgotten to zip my fly.
Some woman claims she saw my cock and that I was a flasher
A flasher?
You know a pervert exhibitionist.
Well, she was right about that, just kidding.
So this good looking female cop showed up, taps me on the back and arrested me.
Yikes.
Put me in handcuffs.
Then she told we what the charge was.
When I wanted to zip up she said no. That would be tapering with the evidence.
So she took me downtown.
They booked me, but my lawyer got the charges thrown out.
End of story?
Well, no, I’m dating the female cop. Turns out she liked my cock.