Mr Fix-it

If I were your Mr. Fix-it – and come into your home
You wouldn’t need nobody – so put away the phone
Your money is no good here – yet you’ll be just fine
Although come tonight – your body will be mine
Your filter's been replaced – and the gutters are now clear
There’s no squeak in the door – ‘no thank you’ to a beer
Your toilet is unclogged – your sink no longer leaks
Now show me to your boudoir – I’ll test your bed for creaks