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Click hereAs Overheard in Lady Mary's boudoir - two versions
Overheard In 1920
My word, Bertie, you have gone bonkers!
What you suggest is absolutely obscene.
Gleaned from reading the Comte de Sade's Justine.
No, I have never contemplated,
Having my fanny penetrated.
It sounds so lewd and crude.
But I'm not a prude.
If you say women find it a delight,
I'll give it a go, all right.
But be gentle when you thrust.
Aaaaaah, slowly Bertie, I must adjust.
Yeeeeeees, Bertie, it's nice, you're right.
Loooord, Bertie, it's great! It's great!
As heard recently.
Piss off, Bertie!!
You watch too much porno on the telly.
My ass is not entry free.
No, I haven't done it.
And I don't give a twit,
What your sluts say about it.
You say I'm unsophisticated?
You guarantee, I'll change mind,
Once your're in my behind.
Damn it, Bertie go slowly, it hurts.
Oh, shit, Bertie,I feel like my insides will burst.
My Gaaaaaahd, Bertie, I admit your're right.
I'm cuuuuuming, Bertie, it's goddamn great!