- Erotic Poetry
- Is Thanksgiving Sexy?
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Thanksgiving is a special holiday that is not often associated with anything sexual,
But you know me well enough to know that I am anything but conventional.
Married to such a hot wife I decided to see if this holiday and sex had any relation,
I knew if I looked long and hard enough I would find some kind of correlation.
I thought back over the years we celebrated this day and tried to remember if anything erotic was ever said.
For example, on more than one occasion I can recall hearing, “Wow, that’s an impressive spread”
I am sure that I am not exaggerating your own words or even giving them any spin,
But I distinctly remember you instructing me to, “Just spread the legs and stuff it in.”
Trying to recall all the erotic things you have said during this holiday has been quite a feat,
Maybe the hottest thing you ever said was, “I think I am in the mood for a little dark meat.”
And I also recollect another time a very erotic blurb you voiced,
Don’t you remember telling me to, “Tie the legs together to keep the insides moist.”
Oh yes my darling wife even during this holiday your sexuality often made me grin,
Looking at me with your blue eyes and asking, “How long will it take once we put it in?”
If you still have doubts about the amount of eroticism in Thanksgiving dinner chitchat,
Think about how many times you’ve heard someone say, “Mmm, I can’t wait to eat that!”
Can you now see that nothing is sexier than a Thanksgiving sup?
Especially when you smile and say, “You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up!”
How about when you ask, “Should we put it back in?”
Or simply say, “You have a little on your chin”.
Although this holiday is extremely erotic it is by no means obscene,
A good example is the phrase heard at every Thanksgiving, “That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen”.
So when I say I think Thanksgiving is a very sexy holiday I do not believe I am out of line,
After all one of the sexiest things I ever heard you say on Thanksgiving Day was, “Well I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!”
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