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Click hereSometimes a condom doesn't feel great
often in the middle of a date
When you'r watching tv on the couch
and your cock wants to fit in her pouch
You rip it off and away you go
But you've got to pull out, that you know
when that dollop of cum is on its way
So you yank your dick out and away
from that empty vag that seems to say
Attention dude, not tonight
getting pregnant is a fright
You grab your cock that's shooting cum
that blasts the sperm past your thumb
drips between your finger's bare
you move your erection away from there
A splat as the jizz hits the floor
A fact of life in lover's lore
You tell your love, "I'm making a mess"
"It's on the floor?" your lover will guess
"I'm sorry my sweet, the fuck was grand
better than any one night stand"
"That's ok," she doesn't roar
"It's really the best to wax the floor"
2 of my offerings, Bro!!!