Dead in The Arms of Another

If you should find me dead in the arms of another
do not cry for yourself or for me
I was doing what gave me pleasure
in a world where pleasure is not in abundance
Send Aldo to recoup my body
Caution him not to try to seduce my last lover
until my body has been removed
Cry not for me, instead find
coitus with another of your choosing
Undertakers are expert seducers
but don't let them fuck you
in the mortuary where the clever
take untoward advantage of widows
Check your cell phone for indecent messages
from those who wish to enter between your thighs
Avoid phone apps for sex, such as tinder or grinder
The hottest guys carry the most STDs
Insist on condoms until medical tests prove no risk
Find a normal guy who is good in bed
On the anniversary of my death visit me in the cemetery
If you wish to have intercourse over the tomb stone
wear no panties and lift your skirt
Go right ahead. I won't say a word.
I'll just smile as I watch from underground.
Nothing you do will ever surprise me!