Bitch Girl

You trained me as a puppy
I said,''But I'm a baby girl!"
  "Bitch, you'll be just what I tell you
Or you won't be in my world!"

Trained to present to judges
Ass up high and head bowed low
Or kneeling, chest out, legs wide open
Your exhibit in a dog girl show!

You muzzle, leash, and plug me
Spread me open to display
That I am owned and
I've been branded
Then the judges have their way...

You command me not to whimper,
   ''Don't you move or make a sound!"
I'm examined, poked and prodded
While I'm slowly turned around

Instruments plunged in my hollows
Measure all holes wide and deep,
   ''My bitch is locked and loaded,
 24/7, in her sleep!"

Master shows off how
He's trained me,
   ''Bitch girl, pee now in the grass!"
I spread and spray before the judges
A ribbon slapped hard on my ass

Proudly, you smile and
Thank the judges,
   ''I guess this proves
She's trained enough!"
Before I think to reconsider, blurt out
   ''Daddy, you're just showing off!"

Everyone stops and stares in horror
My hands fly up over my mouth
My eyes plead silently for mercy
As you jerk my collar south

Kneeling on the floor,
I start to whimper
Convinced tonight will be our last
   ''Bitch please, just let me grieve
Your puppy glory days just passed''

I sigh and think
(but not out loud!)
I've worked so hard to
Make you proud

From deep within
A howl amasts
I'm losing everything so fast

But wait.. the judge is saying
I still won!
At the time I spoke
The show was done

   ''Oh Master, I am so relieved!"
You say,
   ''Good, enjoy your brief reprieve...
Because when we get home,
My canine lass,
I'm going to soundly
Beat your ass!"