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Click hereKiss me,
Fuck me,
Blow me,
I want you.
I’m off to buy beer, Sue.
Nothings on, but the news.
There is nothing to eat.
I could eat a horse, Sweets.
Did you say something to me?
Just out! Don’t wait up for me.
I’m horny, took a Viagra, I thought we might.
I’m flying out on company business tonight.
Fast food, gambling, does she know?
Strip clubs, cheating, no one knows.
Pickup trucks, my easy chair,
Playing cards and drinking beer.
Blow me.
BLOW ME!
Bloooow me.
Honey, before you wash my truck, get me a beer. I don't want to miss any of this game.