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Click hereLook Me In The Eyes
Internet dating doesn’t work for me,
I need to meet girls personally,
That is the way that I can discover,
If we will become friends or lovers.
I can tell by her look if it will work
Or if she thinks that I am a jerk.
Some looks tell me that I will get lucky
Or together we would be sucky.
I am tired of bars and pickup dives.
I’d rather go out and take a drive
And to depend on kismet to find her,
Yet, when driving fast it’s a mind blur.
So, I parked my car and went for a walk,
And walked along a path in a park.
There she was with her immense Great Dane, Joe,
Seeing her was all I need to know.
We walked and talked and had much in common.
She confessed falling for the wrong man.
I was happy when she said she liked me.
When we kissed her dog tried to bite me.
Now we are together as man and wife.
She is the one for all of my life.
It happened fast but I knew with a look
That this new relationship would work.
A nice light airy piece, exploring the dating scene disaster. The rhyming isn't forced and it almost bounces, lending a slightly humorous feel to dating disasters.