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Click hereI Wish...Mommy
I wish I were a millionaire,
And had more than enough money,
I would buy cars, jewels, clothes and homes,
I'd be happy, my days sunny.
I wish I had lots of money.
I wish I had a good woman,
One with big tits and who swallows.
Life couldn't be better than that,
She would be the one I'd follow,
Anywhere, 'till death do we part?
I wish I was younger, thinner,
Smarter, wiser, taller and rich.
If I had all those attributes,
I'd find me some beautiful bitch,
To be all mine and share my wine.
Life is not good when all alone,
Without having enough money,
I'm tired of wishing for things,
That I do not have in my life,
I'm glad I still have my...Mommy (creepy).
I liked it. It made me smile, I like smiling. I'm not here to disect the poem but to just read it.
Good Job
DG
Ok It is kind of incesrtiously leaning but it was still funny as it was good natured and self depricating